The jist of all this is that when I was but a snip of a girl, my parents used to watch this program on our, dare I say it....black and white TV. Yes girlies, I do remember and lived through the black and white ages of TV. Howdy Doody, Ed Sullivan, I'm humming "She loves me yeah, yeah, yeah" by the Beatles, I remember watching Jim Morrison (wiping drool from my face) be the quintessential bad boy and defying Ed by taking him "Higher" and that damned Popo Gigio rat thing. And Roy Rogers, Gene Autry and local dialing for dollars programs, ick.
Back to the jist....as a youngster, the things the kids said were mildly funny. You know telling stories on their parents behavior that sometimes was a little shocking or telling. Oops, blushing on 1950's faces.
When I had my own darling girl (she is, honestly, even if I call her the Queen of Happiness, she knows I love her quirky and mildly vacant attitude), I learned up close and personnal that kids in fact embarrass the crap out of you. I don't care who you are, they find a way of saying things that you just wish you could disappear through the saying of or worse telling something you had rather that the person they are telling would never have to hear. As they say, been there done that.
One time Shelley told the lady next door that Daddy and I sat and listened to them on their "special night" of making the bed bump the wall and laughed. Blushing don't even cover it. Another time she went up to a lady in the supermarket and told her, "For goodness sake, didn't your Mom teach you better manners, because my Mom said she would be glad to do it for you". Ouch, run Linda or better yet say, Hey who's kid is this while looking around? Funny now, but oh, the adrenaline and humiliation rush.
Now we have moved on to a whole new generation of big ears and tell alls.
Funny how we all want to share things we know. Sometimes, not so funny but humouros, sometimes oh shit.
I can't even go into the details because it could cause some difficulties for us all but it goes without saying........shut up
And I can see each one of you out there going.....yeah, me too, at one time or other.
Ain't life grand?
Aren't we lucky to have this opportunity to share "VIS", very important stupidities? I think so, I love your responses to my shared insanity.
I worked for a mean old man one time, who had only one smart thing ever come out of his mouth as advice......endeavor to persevere. So, you heard the man. Keep on keeping on.
ps After posting these pictures, it's like the ridiculous to the sublime